Okay, it was less like a bump and more like an arm brush. Anyway, I was completely oblivious to it until my brother poked me and told me I almost bumped into Julia Stiles. We tracked her down the street because I had to see for myself and yes, sure enough, it was her. Walking around town with her tall white sweater wearing boyfriend.
Anyway, had I been more aware of what was going on around me and whom I was bumping into, I might have actually said something to her. But what would I say?
I started thinking about it and here's my list of the top 5 things to say to Julia Stiles in case of a bump-in.
5. Excuse me or pardon me, or oh, sorry
4. Oh my God! You're Julia Stiles!!!
3. Luckily for you, I didn't have a beer in my hand.
2. Do you regret working on the movie, 'O'? Cause I would.
And finally,
1. Whoa! Julia Stiles!! Hey, what's Matt Damon like?
Assuming that her tall, white-sweater-wearing boyfriend wasn't Matt Damon, I vote for #1. :-)
ReplyDeleteOf course I kid. Sometimes my sense of humour is senseless non-humour.
ReplyDeleteDunno... I thought that was pretty damn funny. :)
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