The following is best with a British accent (Boss) and a heavy Polish accent.

Boss: Look at my new Fingerprint Secure Drive!

Polish Visitor: What? What is that?

Boss: It's a USB external hard drive and you need my fingerprint to gain access to it!

Polish Visitor: Now we figure out how best to cut off your finger.

Boss: You're going to cut off my finger?

Polish Visitor: Yes. To get your files. Wait! I don't need to cut off your finger, just knock you out and make photocopy of your finger. Photocopy will work.

Boss: A photocopy will not work!

Polish Visitor: It will.

Boss: I'll have Sara test it tomorrow.